Friday, April 8, 2011

RIP, Recession Hair: 2008-2011



And so, an era has passed. In a scant ten minutes this afternoon, my hair traveled from the year 553AD to our present day. As enjoyable as it was to become acquainted with the Dark Age version of myself, I can now at last find gainful employment at the local lighthouse. Guess I'll have to take up pipe smoking.

Fare thee well, Recession Hair: I saved quite a bit of money that would have otherwise gone to extravagances like haircuts, hats, and sunscreen. Although I won't miss your bathtub-clogging ways and heat strokes, I will miss your fuzzy embrace when the winter winds return to nip at my neck.

10 comments:

  1. Now accepting orders for authentic Whimsy-hair merkins.

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  2. where did you need to be (to do do such a ((novel)) thing)?
    weather will nip at your etremedies . . .
    mal E - downunder

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  3. Loved the old look, love the new one. It's all about how you wear it. :)

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  4. but the braids, i will miss them so! sob sob

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  5. ::more sobbing::

    Not that the new look isn't nice, but... but...

    ::sniff::

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  6. Yes, very sharp. We'd send you into the pub first, to lend the rest of us credibility.

    However, I fear you'll look like Gandalf before this recession is over.

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  7. yay!!! new era. You are good both ways tho.

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